In this segment, An Hour In Their Shoes, I’ll live my life as a different person for one hour and document it. This week, I take a stab at a vegetarian’s life for an hour.
12:59 PM: I finished up a very large buffet steak lunch at a Brazilian Steakhouse. I needed to prepare myself for a very difficult hour.
1:03 PM: I immediately went into shock from a lack of meat in my diet.
1:04 PM: Chris made bacon and brought it into the bathroom.
1:15 PM: Chris continues to be an awful friend.
1:30 PM: My meat-withdrawal and convulsions end. I decide that there is only one place I can tolerate for the last half-hour of this experiment.
2:00 PM: The long hour is finally complete. Chris awakens me from my meat-cooler-induced coma. We head to McDonald’s to celebrate the success of my experiment with a sandwich I like to call the “Quad-Burger-Chicken-Adventure” that consists of 4 meat patties and one patty of fried chicken.
