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Our #1 Enemy This Week:

NATURE

It seems nature has decided to launch a full on attack on all human-kind.  Scientists have recently discovered that volcanoes may give off more greenhouse gases than humans do.  This is great news for all of us because this means now we don’t have to stop spraying aerosol cans into the sky during HairSpray Day (my favorite holiday) nor do we have to quit burning all of our trash and rubber tires in landfills.  But something must be done against this internal threat.

GAAG nation, Mother Nature has declared war on all human kind with this act of treachery.  So I demand the immediate removal of all volcanoes, starting with Old Faithful. With all of these pollutants gone we won’t have to worry about all that environmental crap about global warming, greenhouse gases, climate change, and Al Gore. We can finally put an end to Go Anti Green by hitting them at their source and silencing the tree-huggers.

Of course everyone wants to know, how are we going to get rid of these monsters? Well, I have a plan. Everyone knows volcanoes are made when the earth gets hot. I mean, imagine if your mouth was on fire, you would be thirsty too. But, also like us the Earth doesn’t like just any water, and in order for us to clean up the Earth we must give it clean purified water. Clean water is also known to be super effective against hot and dry things. So I am calling out to all of you to buy as many purified water bottles as you can and pour them into a volcano nearest you.  And remember, Don’t forget to GAAG your friends!

On a side note, the current Blog Post Game Score is

Bryan-Chris = 14

Matt-Mark=2