All Day Late Night

Dear, all anti-greeners, today your life changes for the better.  Join the protest against the protest… against the protest.  Throw fire on the flames of the already lit fire, and help save the environment solely for yourself.  Convince others to stop driving their cars so that gas prices will be lower for the rest of us.  Stop the malicious hunting of animals so that there is more food for you.  Tell companies to stop dumping waste in our rivers so that we can use them for our landfills.  The war has begun and it’s time to choose a side.

Tip # 1: Water Conservation

To get you started we have our first tip of the week, water conservation.  Everyone knows that we are running out of water on a daily basis.  Scientists say that in the next hundred years all the water on the planet will be gone.  So what can you do to extend the life of you and everyone else? Drink alcohol.  Alcohol has been used to make us smarter and help us make decisions for centuries.  During George Bush’s presidency, 95% of his diet was Smirnoff Ice, which he said, “…helped me get through 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, the Iraq war, and my re-election.”  Studies have even shown that 58% of people prefer drinking while driving.  Alcohol is the life source of our planet.  It has even been used by animals for millions of years, as seen in this film.  After watching, Don’t forget to GAAG your friends!

This video is sent in by vikiclasper at youtube.