All Day Late Night

10). UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs-This will surely strike fear into all opponents. And perhaps change them to a healthy lifestyle?

edit: Thanks to reader Clark Beech for correcting this. We had originally posted this as UC Santa Barbara, and as Clark said, “I just didn’t want my alma mater to be associated with the banana slug.”

9). Macon Whoopee- A minor league hockey league team that sadly folded in 2002. Amazingly, this team was featured on NBC regularly during its first season in 1973.

8). King Faisal Babies- This Ghanian professional football (soccer) team surely provides binkies and diapers for all spectators, to make sure players and fans feel the same ridiculous feeling.

7). Centralia Orphans- How’d they get so many orphans together? Apparently all orphans look like the logo below.

6). Frankfort Hotdogs- You are hilarious not.

5). Mars Area Fighting Planets- Does their logo consist of all of the planets in the solar system fighting together? Can that fit on one shirt? And dresses up as the mascot at sporting events? Sucks for that kid.

4). Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters- I am simply speechless. See Picture.

3). Thailand Tobacco Monopoly- After this soccer team is finished beating you, you are required to attend an informational session on how the tobacco monopoly came about. (#3 on this top ten list brought to you by Philip Morris USA.)

2). Wikki Tourists of Bauchi- You love to hate ‘em. At least they are pumping money into the economy, just not in the country where they came from (Nigeria).

1). Butte Pirates-This high school in Butte, Idaho had to ruin all fun athletes could possibly have while competing. The jokes are just endless. The ultimate humiliation.